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wag sana mag krus, di mo magustuhan ugali ko!
« on: January 25, 2008, 06:11:17 PM »
si LOLO

Lolo: Apo, buhatin mo ako…

Apo: Bakit lolo, gusto nyo magpuntang banyo?

Lolo: Hindi, ipatong mo ako sa lola mo!
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Junior: Nay!!! Muntik na akong maging number 1 sa klase!

Nanay(tuwang tuwa): Talaga anak?! WOW!

Junior: Oo nay! Sinabi kasi kung sino ang number 1. Tinuro ng guro ko yung katabi ko! Kaya muntik na ako!
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 06:27:09 PM »
korni! wahhehhehe juk!
e2 mas korni...

Results ng exam!
Teacher: Ito na ang results ng exams nyo! Juan got 95%...

Juan: whahahah! mga noobs pala kayo eh! ako 95%! wahhaha! magtanim nalang kayo ng kamote sa probinsya nyo mga engot!

Teacher: ...and the rest got 100%
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 06:29:53 PM »
bro similar lang ito sa "tawa muna" thread...
post nyo na lang jokes nyo sa existing thread...

admin/mods paki merge na lang po...
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 06:42:36 PM »
Toto : Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy : Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto : Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!
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Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun : Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito : Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo ' yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun : Oo...
Pedrito : Siya ang pumatay nun!
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Sir : What are my choices?
Stewardess : Yes or No.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 06:46:11 PM »
Misis : Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway
Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
Mister : Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito,away roon! Mabuti pa
siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo!
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Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE : 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE : 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin!
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Juan : Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro : Baligtad yata?
Juan : Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
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PATIENT: Doc, may problema ako, tuwing alas otso ng umaga
tumatae ako!
DOCTOR: Oh! anong masama dun? Yung iba nga hirap tumae
sa umaga!
PATIENT: Eh Doc, alas nuwebe po ako palaging nagigising eh!
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GIRL: Hubarin mo panty ko.. Now na!
BOY: O ayan,, hubad na.
GIRL: Pati bra ko.. Bilis!
BOY: O ayan, hubad na rin!




GIRL: Next time wag mo isuot gamit ko ha! *beep*!
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 06:51:49 PM »
Guy1: Tol, astig dream ko kagabi, dinidilaan ko daw
pagitan ng boobs ni Diaba Zubiri..
Guy2: Hayop ka tol! kaya pala basang basa
ang puwet ko pagkagising ko!
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HONEYMOON...
GROOM: Honey, bakit ka malungkot? di ka ba masaya at
pinakasalan kita kahit na GRO ka?
BRIDE: Iniisip ko lang na sa tuwing mag se-sex tayo'y
di mo na ako babayaran. Sayang din kasi eh!
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ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.

FPJ: Anong problema?

ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to.
Tsk,
tsk...

FPJ: Anong title?

ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 10:21:50 PM »
walastik tlga si crux funny guy tlaga hehehe ala na ba tlga karugtong si boy bastos Huh lol
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 10:36:15 PM »
langya parang text jokes lang ahg eto rin

bf: halika punta tayo sa dilim samahan mo ko
gf: bakit anung gagawin natin
bf: basta sumama ka na lang
gf: e bakit dun pa pwede ba dito na lang natatakot ako e
bf: trust me

pagdating sa bakuran
bf: (naghuhubad)
gf: o bakit mo hinubad short mo
bf: basta ako bahala
gf: (naghubad din)
bf: o bakit ka hubad, tae ka rin!

corny!
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 10:36:40 PM »
o nga boy bastos ulit
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 10:38:26 PM »
buhayin si boy bastos pafi crux
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 10:53:12 PM »
PASALI PO PWDE?

White American couple arguing when their baby came..

Man: Honey, are you cheating on me??
Woman: Of course not! Why?
Man: Why is our baby BLACK??

Woman: Your HOT I'm HOT....
            Baby BURN!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 10:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Smokepsp32 on January 25, 2008, 06:29:53 PM
bro similar lang ito sa "tawa muna" thread...
post nyo na lang jokes nyo sa existing thread...

admin/mods paki merge na lang po...

hehehe meron din pala nun dati Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 09:36:58 AM »
pwede sumali!
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 09:40:13 AM »
lol cruxito.. sasali k pa ehh kaw ang master dito.. hehehe
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 09:44:16 AM »
^ nya may bag ask if pwede sali? sabi ko pwede sali! respond lang sa posts nya yun! lol
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